EVERY WOMAN SHOULD READ THESE 30 RULES

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EVERY WOMAN SHOULD READ THESE 30 RULES FOR GODLY WOMEN

HOW TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND
1). Never raise your voice for any reason to your husband. It’s a sign of disrespect.(Prov 15v1)
2). Don’t expose your husband’s weaknesses to your family and friends. It will bounce back at you.You are each other’s keeper.(Eph 5v12)
3). Never use attitudes and moods to communicate to your husband, you never know how your husband will interpret them. Defensive women don’t have a happy home.(Prov 15v13)
4). Never compare your husband to other men, you’ve no idea what their life is all about. If you attack his Ego, his Love for you will diminish.
5). Never ill treat your husband’s friends because you don’t like them, the person who’s supposed to get rid of them is your husband.(Prov 11v22)
6). Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. Do your duties.(Gen 2v24)
7). Never assign anyone to give attention to your husband, people may do everything else but your husband is your own responsibility.(Eph 5v33)
8). Never blame your husband if he comes back home empty handed. Rather encourage him.(Deut 3v28)
9). Never be a wasteful wife, your husband’s sweat is too precious to be wasted.
10). Never pretend to be sick for the purpose of denying your husband sex. You must give it to him how he wants it. Sex is very important to Men, if you keep denying him, it is a matter of time before another woman takes over theat duty. No man can withstand sex starvation for too long(even the anointed ones) (SS 7v12)
11). Never compare your husband to your one time sex mate in bedroom, or an Ex-lover. Your home may Never recover from it if you do.(SS 5v9)
12). Never answer for your husband in public opinion polls, let him handle what is directed to him although he may answer for you in public opinion polls.(Prov 31v23)
13). Never shout or challenge your husband in front of children. Wise Women don’t do that.(Eph 4v31)
14). Don’t forget to check the smartness of your husband before he checks out.(Prov 12v4)
15). Never allow your friends to be too close to your husband.
16). Never be in a hurry in the bathroom and on the dressing table. Out there your husband is always surrounded by women who took their time on their looks.( 1 Sam25v3)
17). Your parents or family or friends do not have the final say in your marriage. Don’t waste your time looking up to them for a final word. You must Leave if you want to Cleave.(Luke 21v16)
18). Never base your love on monetary things. Will you still submit to him even if you earn more money than him?
19). Don’t forget that husbands want attention and good listeners, never be too busy for him. Good communication is the bedrock of every happy home. (Gal 6v9)
20). If your idea worked better than his, never compare yourself to him. Its always teamwork.(Gal 6v10)
21). Don’t be too judgemental to your husband. No man wants a Nagging wife.(Eph 4v29)
22). A lazy wife is a careless wife. She doesn’t even know that her body needs a bath.(Prov 24v27)(Prov 20v13)
23). Does your husband like a kind of cooked food?, try to change your cooking. No man jokes with food. (Prov 31v14)
24). Never be too demanding to your husband,enjoy every moment, resource as it comes.(Luke 11v3)
25). Make a glass of water the very first welcome to your husband and everyone entering your home. Sweetness of attitude is true beauty. (Prov 31v11)
26). Don’t associate with women who have a wrong mental attitude about marriage.(Prov 22v14)
27). Your marriage is as valuable to you as the value that you give it. Recklessness is unacceptable.(Heb 13v4)
28). Fruit of the womb is a blessing from the Lord, love your children and teach them well.(Prov 22v6)
29). You are never too old to influence your home. Never reduce your care for your family for any reason. (Prov 31v28)
30). A prayerful wife is a better equipped wife, pray always for your husband and family(1 Thess 5v17)
Have a lovely day….. God bless u all.

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Psychosocial effects of COVID 19

As Mental Health Experts, We are concerned about the Mental Health and Psychosocial effects of COVID 19. People need to understand why and how they are feeling about COVID 19. The general public need explanations for their feelings about COVID 19.
Below are some of the psychological/behavioral effects/responses to disasters like COVID 19.
1.Mental illnesses like depression, post traumatic stress disorder, Anxiety/Anxiety disorders, complex grief, etc

2.Risky behaviors can occur or be increased
These include
-Alcohol, tobacco and other substance abuse
-Disrupted work/ life balance
-Interpersonal violence for instance you here that Domestic violence is on the increase in this COVID period.

3.Distress Reactions
These include:
-change in sleep
-Decreased sense of safety
-physical symptoms like Unexplained pains
-Irritability, Distraction
-Isolation and avoidance

4.Resilience
Here a certain portion of the public tend to develop the strength need to face the problem and overcome it or live with it.

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A true friend is like a penis

1)A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accommodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
2). Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”
3). Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re fucked.
4). Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
5). Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
6). Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life..!
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say “Congrats!”.
But none of them come and touch the man’s Penis and say “Well done!”.
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
7).I miss those days when girls pussy was only for urinating.
8).If you can’t get rid of your ex, just bath with Dettol it kills 99.9% of germs.
9.)Has your heart ever been broken into pieces then those pieces start loving different people then they call you a hoe ?
10).They used to beat us for not finishing our food,now we eat the whole loaf and they are shouting “how can you eat this alone” hmmm some parent are selfish.
11).My sister just because you were sleeping with him when he was broke doesn’t mean you built him, stop claiming titles you don’t deserve.
12).If he really loves you he will chew the condom after sex.
13).Those who skip my post ,may your crush fall in love with your siblings.

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